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Dee Sandin

Author of the book Ability To Sleep On Toilet Required
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On July 31st my new book, Ability To Sleep On Toilet Required was published and I am over the moon.

You can see it at http://outskirtspress.com/abilitytosleepontoiletrequired

Excerpt from the story More Ranting Therapy in Part Three - Rantings and Serious Ravings from the book Ability To Sleep on Toilet Required.

And then, the all-time pain-in-the-behind most annoying question?

What did you do to yourself?

Like we did this on purpose. Like we had nothing better to do one day than go out and break our backs, necks, or contract an illness, just because we wanted to spend the rest of our lives in a wheelchair being ostracized by society.

But someone recently gave me the best answer I ever heard for that one.

Next time someone asks me what I did to myself, I will tell them I got injured jumping out the second story window of a whorehouse during a raid.

They will either never bother me again.

Or they'll ask me how much I charge.

Baby Beauty Predictions
Baby Beauty Predictions
DIY Digital Lovechildren with 'Make Me Babies'
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$85,000 Home Security Dogs
$85,000 Home Security Dogs
Titan German Shepherds
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Space Produce
Space Produce
Mega Veggies Could End World Hunger
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Automated Plant Growing
Automated Plant Growing
The 'Power Plant'
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Fun Pasta Gadgets
Fun Pasta Gadgets
Twirling Spaghetti Fork
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Computer Virus Paintings
Computer Virus Paintings
The Unexpected Beauty Of Malwarez
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Bringing Refugee Camps Into Focus
Bringing Refugee Camps Into Focus
Google Earth Maps Refugee Crises
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Green Rentals
Green Rentals
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Solar Powered Communities
Solar Powered Communities
Green Street Technology
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Scented Downloads
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Mobile Fragrance Communications
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Faking Naughty II
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5 More Ads That Made You Look Twice
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Guerrilla Poverty Ads
Guerrilla Poverty Ads
Homeless Father Bob Bins
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Airwave Turf Battles
Airwave Turf Battles
The Digital TV White Space
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Wearable Java Jackets
Wearable Java Jackets
Starbucks Coffee Cuff
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No-Incision Appendectomies
No-Incision Appendectomies
"Natural Orifice" Surgery Through Vagina
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Product Teasers
Product Teasers
LG Black Label Has Glass, Carbon Fiber and Mystique
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Study: Sex And Financial Risk
Study: Sex And Financial Risk
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Making Every Drop Count
Making Every Drop Count
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Faking Naughty
Faking Naughty
5 Ads That Made You Look Twice
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Redneck Road Signs
Redneck Road Signs
Hitch Hands
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Beauty Backlashes
Beauty Backlashes
Botox Moves From Face to Brain
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Fighting Discrimination
Fighting Discrimination
Canadian Nudists To Paypal: Don't Cut Us Off, Eh!
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Diesel Trees
Diesel Trees
Grow Your Own Oil (Copaifera langsdorfii)
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Free-Range Furniture
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ZiG Bamboo Bookcase
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iPod Capsules
iPod Capsules
Cradle With Speaker
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Human-Cow Embryos
Human-Cow Embryos
Humow?
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Uplifting Guerrilla Ads
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Second Yellow Safety Line for Wonderbra Customers
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Moving Kitchens
Moving Kitchens
Futuristic Small Space Function
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Bird-Inspired Thrones
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Perch On The San Damas Chair
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Sexy Mobile Branding
Sexy Mobile Branding
Playboy Phone: Alcatel OT-V770A
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Red Neck Tank Tops
Red Neck Tank Tops
Recycling Briefs as Bras
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Computer Wallets
Computer Wallets
Working Class Heroes Felt Laptop Sleeve
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Bottled Dinners
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MEATwater
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Home Cell Phone Boosters
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Verizon Femtocells
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Recycled Landline Phones
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SunCorp & Chauhan Eco Phones
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Sneaker Wheels
Sneaker Wheels
8 Shoe Walking Bike
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Featured Ideas

3 Cups in One
3 Cups in One
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Mini Digital Cameras
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Double Walled Bottle
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Data Extractor SIM Card Readers
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Living Inside an iPod
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Free Event Tickets for Donors
Free Event Tickets for Donors
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Public Transit 2.0
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Saving Lives
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Tool Time Artistry
Tool Time Artistry
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Killer Heels Part II
Killer Heels Part II
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Modern Chinese Architecture
Modern Chinese Architecture
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Futuristic Work Place
Futuristic Work Place
Meguro Office Space by Nendo
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